Now What’s He Selling?

 

 

Step right up, step right up, ​You say you’re not satisfied, you say you want more for your money...tired of feeling overwrought and stressed...tired of looking in all the wrong places for solace and peace, tell you what I'm going to do... 

This is an unlimited time offer, available anytime… I can send you free of charge an ample dose of cure that comes in a bottomless bottle. And if you call now you will receive more than you ordered; there’s one catch…you must be willing to freely share it with your neighbor. This is truly amazing stuff...it takes what you have and gives it back more beautiful than before. Now how can you go wrong?
 

Please call or give some serious thought anytime: I’m always listening and the lines are never busy, and while orders are going fast, there's plenty to go around, there's no deadline to this special order. All you need to do is want it really want it and use it and share it and be completely open to its power… and oh yes, the bottle can never be kept closed…it must be available to anyone and shared in any dose with whomever, no questions asked, it never runs out. So what are you waiting for?

 

Our Gospel for Sunday 8/20/17 is Matthew 15:21-28